Welcome to Reviewing the Little Boot Icon: Identity Crisis! an unfortunately named series of reviews for Reboot-modified cards. Today's review: Haarpsichord Studios: Entertainment Unleashed the worst ID.

• Changes: No longer works on Archives. Also, if the Runner steals an agenda from Archives, the ability will not block them from taking agendas from elsewhere. Gish Gallop is a godsend for this archetype.

• Pros: Really hard to Medium dig out of the game.

• Cons: Boring 45/15 statline, very few tools. Loses to Film Critic.

• Playstyle: @Gaslight and @Zailey are rumored to have functional lists, but they aren't forthcoming. Use TGTBT, Explode-a-palooza, and Snare! to play a really annoying shell-game to hopefully Scorched Earth the Runner or use Kitsune to shove a Snare! in the Runner's face. Or you can use 24/7 News Cycle to fire a Breaking News and Scorched Earth-Scorched Earth. NBN Kill is down on its luck these days, so just go try it yourself.

3/10 Not Jinteki Biotech: Life Imagined.